So apparently you can insert your face into Michael Jackson's Thriller video.

Since this is the internet, this service has already been heavily abused and exploited.

What's that you say? You want Hilary Clinton in Thriller? OKAY!

From my last post, here is Röyksopp - Remind Me (Someone Else's Radio Remix)

Share and Enjoy.

(Snaffled wholesale from breathlessgin)

Excellent Royksopp remix set to an even more awesomer video.

This is for everyone that appreciates the subtle art of vaginal punch.

(But mostly it's for Josh)

No lj cut, since this is part of my ongoing plan to alienate everyone on my friends list.

Also: WikiHow: How to Not Be Annoying

Currently downloading Buddha of Suburbia.



He hasn't really physically changed at all. I'm not sure if it's coincidence, but the music for it was done by David Bowie, who *also* hasn't changed much physically.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute... It's all clear now! Sayid was given the secret to immortality by David Bowie, who then in turn passed the secret on to Ben!

The answer to Lost is... DAVID BOWIE.

Grange Hill Faces the Axe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


"Fucking Zammo."

Happy Shrove Tuesday, bitches!

Now go fill yourself with pancakes with lemon and sugar.

After seeing this little device inconspicuously in the hands of an actress in a TV show called Jericho, I had to find out what the hell it was, how much it costs, and how I could get one.

It's called the OQO model 02 and it retails from $1299.

The base model is pre-loaded with Windows XP, but the high-end model can come with Windows Vista. Of course, there's also nothing stopping you from wiping the drive clean and installing some linux flavour on there either.

In a world that's masturbating their faces off to the new Macbook Air, I crave a device that has the reassuring size and weight of a good book (it's 5.6"(W) x 3.3"(H) x 1.0"(D) and weighs 1 lb).

So. Anyone got thirteen ton they can give me a lend of? I swear on my honest cockney ways that I'll pay it back<sup>*


*</sup>Maybe<sup>†

†</sup>Probably not.

Is it just me, or is the US heading into another "Cool Britannia" phase?

Wendy has a US magazine called Nylon, which was filled with unapologetic simping over anything British. Don't believe me? They had an article in the magazine about how British OTC medicines were "cooler than their US counterparts".

OMG GUIZ! LEMSIP AND BEECHAMS POWDER IS TEH COOLESTS!